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"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 08/15/2018 at 09:16 • Filed to: None

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They’re technically for an older VW but I’m sure I can make them fit on the Rabbit. Should I be buying accessories for a car that current isn’t drivible? No but I don’t care. 

Sir Halffast > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/15/2018 at 09:29

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What is the one for the third pedal shaped like?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Sir Halffast 08/15/2018 at 09:31

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There’s only two. I plan on putting them in the gas and clutch 

Sir Halffast > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/15/2018 at 09:33

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If you don’t get a dong-shaped one for the brake, you’ve failed in your mission.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Sir Halffast 08/15/2018 at 09:34

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No

Nom De Plume > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/15/2018 at 09:38

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*cough*

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Nom De Plume 08/15/2018 at 09:50

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Are you insinuating that I am “ polishing a turd” as it were? Because you would be 100% correct 

The Ghost of Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/15/2018 at 09:51

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“I thought you had a hemi”

“Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed. So, I stole this pile”   

Nom De Plume > Sir Halffast 08/15/2018 at 09:54

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Ever seen a VW van from a few stories up. Same shape, same idea.

The creative phallic reference here would have been a pair of pants with third leg made using the letters V and W

Nom De Plume > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/15/2018 at 10:00

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I get the feeling these have been taken so many directions already that your “ old person with kitschy  lawn ornament collection” approach might be original.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Nom De Plume 08/15/2018 at 10:17

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You could say “ patina kitsch ” is the style I am inventing whether it’s on perpose or not. Mostly I just want the car to have lots of character. Stuff that makes you go “oh hey that’s neat” the car is already a conversation starter. The mods will be a conversation continuer. 

Nom De Plume > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/15/2018 at 10:51

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Touche, a single decal combined with tacky accessory pedal covers is not quite to the lawn doesn’t grow up around them because they cast so much shade, levels of ornamentation. Just testing how far down the RYO lifestyle rabbit hole you are prepared to go through online shopping convenience during the non-driving hours.